“It’s easier to establish a schedule if you follow the same pattern every day. After your baby is a month old, start this reassuring nighttime routine:
loving massage with heated oil
some warm milk
a lullaby..softly sung
gentle white noise playing in the background”
I would expect a big tip after all that. Does this sound nuts to everyone else, too? Heated oil!? He forgot to add, “Lay prostrate on the ground and then bow deeply as you back slowly out of the room.” Sheesh.
59 days until baby.