The advice I've received today on making the baby come sooner:
1. Have sex. (I told Linda we'd have to rig up a pulley system. Luckily, she found my comment funny)
2. Drink a special blend of herbal tea and go for a long, long walk.
3. Drink raspberry tea and take a hot shower while stimulating the nipples. (I'm assuming they meant Linda's and not mine)
4. Go for a walk on railroad tracks
5. Eat spicy food and then have sex.
I got home late tonight, but I still ran these by Linda. She had some chocolate and went to bed.
9 days until baby